The Absent-Minded Wanker
I should be working on my open love letter to casinos, strip clubs and gay bars. Soap helped me with some confused facts because I am usually too wasted to remember my times at those establishments.
Why did everyone at the blackjack table think I was a professional blackjack player? The mind is too blurred.
How many […]
Vlasic Dill Pickles
That’s code speak for “Classic Caustic.” I want to remind everyone that my grandfather was a Navajo Codetalker. That’s what he would tell us anyway. . . after his 15th can of Coors Light.
Hey! I got your pickle hanging!
Keep a few things in mind as you read this re-post:
1.) I am re-posting a retrospective and […]
Bad Dreams
Chinese Scat Porn. Yep, that’s what set the tone this week. Nothing like watching a Chinese girl, who I may or may not have fucked, take a dump in her panties. She’s married now and her husband makes her do these things on video. I thought I would get turned on or have the last […]
Why??
Several years ago, a man’s fantasy became reality in a form we have never seen before — The Bukkake Files.
And I realize that I am stealing a line or lines from a television show, but I don’t give a fuck.
The Bukkake Files. . . Why?
Original Post Date: August 29, 2007
I doubt a lot of this […]
The Bukkake Files by Jacob L.
Hi. Remember this title? Remember reading The Bukkake Files way back in the Summer of 2007? Yeah? Yeah. Me too, muthafucka. Who created The Bukkake Files? Me. Please don’t tell me I should have copyrighted that shit years ago. Please! They can’t steal my beloved Bukkake Files from me. It’s all I have!
A very talented […]
Executive Decision
I want to write about airplanes and airline safety. Again. There is some editorial written by yours truly in some online magazine. I refuse to tell you the name of the “magazine” or e-zine or whatever the fuck it’s called. Not that I hate what I wrote. I hate some of it, but not all […]
The Golden Age of Silentpillow
This is yet another, ugh, installment of Classic Caustic. *wretch*
Do you remember the time when silentpillow was once a sex blog powerhouse? I do! I had the song “Powerhouse” on my very own myspace page because of silentpillow.
Midmonth Comment Contest results
October 14, 2007
We thought it would be nice to post the top 5 blogs on […]
Bits and Pieces
I lost my rhythm this week thanks to the gritty and depressing miniseries The Corner. That shit wore me down to straight exhaustion! Thanks a lot, Netflix! Netflix has turned me into the biggest couch potato — 30 Rock is online, along with Lost, and some other show that just killed me during the late […]
Who the fuck is Rosa Parks?
Here we go again. What was once underground and too real for the great unwashed is now being hijacked by a bunch of fakers and fools. The sex blog and the sex industry in general are in grave danger. Do you remember when supersexstories complained that this site needs more sex stories? It was the […]
Face/Off
Sex blogs are nothing special. The best sex blogs are hardly about sex. The only advantage of a sex blog is the liberty to talk in graphic detail about sex every once in a while. I still don’t understand why people think a porn star/hooker/stripper is gross or criminal or doing something shameful. Sex makes […]
Yeah, We’re Back
Okay, so I’m back to normal. It’s been a long exile, but I am happy to report that my musings on sex are restocked and reloaded. The new Operating System — Jacob 7 — has been successfully installed in my brain and the content is rich! Facials, craigslist gangbangs, airline sex, more hookers, more strippers, […]
Jacob 7
This is the Final Chapter in a long, boring story about my ex-girlfriends. It turns out that CaddyCat was bumping Tik Tok by Ke$ha a while back and I had no idea what the fuck she was raving about. I’m a little slow, you see, and she is at one of the major global hotspots. […]