The Bukkake Files: I Will Tell You Why
Several years ago, a man’s fantasy became a reality: A blog dedicated to all of his sexual misfortune and insecurities. Yes, I’m talking about The Bukkake Files. Sadly, over the years, this kind author has mellowed out and forgotten about the ghosts that haunted his past. Maybe I just don’t give a fuck anymore. Maybe [...]
The Obi-Wan Kenobi Apparition
Hey Nerds:
Remember when Luke Skywalker was dying in the snow? Old Ben Kenobi appeared to him and told him to visit Yoda. Well, I’m being Ben Kenobi right now and I’m telling you to post some shit on here. I’m trying to take a vacation from my vacation while on hiatus.
And ScarletHarlot — I have [...]
The Hiatus
Hey Silentpillow Contributors:
I am an administrator now. Your spam and garbage is now my responsibility. So, with new power comes new responsibility. I shall take a background role for the time being. Write and post and comment to your hearts’ delight. I will clean up all the spam and bullshit in your wake.
The Third Anniversary [...]
….and I’m back (?)
Ok… just sorted through a metric shit-ton of spam. I realize I haven’t been on in a while, but key-rist that was a lot…
I’m having a little trouble with my account – obviously the site has been changed up a little bit, and I’m just having trouble finding things.. Like the link to login in [...]
The Calendar
You need to visit this site right now.
http://www.sexbloggercalendar.com
Buy a calendar, buy a day, buy a calendar and a day or be like ME and buy five days. I just advertised the shit out of this site with my five days. You’re welcome. Now it’s your turn and send a shout out to yours truly or [...]
The Madness
My quest for The Lost Bukkake Files led down me a familiar and ugly path. The ex-girlfriends and women I have managed to seduce and piss off over the years. And it’s official! Aside from being a raging (yet functional) alcoholic, I am also a raging asshole and a total jerk. Totally and supremely mean [...]
The Wackness
Fucking car went up in smoke a couple days ago. Girlfriend playing mind games with me all the time. Humidity in New Mexico making it rather uncomfortable and no rhyme or reason happening in my life. Heck, even when I try to generate some action, it stalls out or comes flying back in my face.
So [...]
The Calmness
I am back from a much needed vacation from my vacation. I spent a wonderful drunken naked time at a resort up north. The vodka flowed like wine and the women flocked away from me like unseasonable weather. All in all, it was a whale of a time.
There is another reason for my lack of [...]
Hooray! I Figured It Out!
A couple months ago, I came back to write another post. But, when I did so, I couldn’t figure out how the hell to even log in! Turns out I have to go through this new fandangled Wordpress thing. I decided to try again today because… Well, just because.
I hope when I go to a [...]
The Voice of God
“You should just fucking smile and blow me cause I fucking deserve it.”
. . . and I thought I was a vile drunken asshole. Holy Toledo!
Original post by Charles J. Chinwannabutr
The Octopus Did It!
I am tired and broke on a Friday night. And I fashion myself as a great handicapper/horseman/gambler but I have been fooled by an octopus.
Let’s re-post some other shit.
Whales and Octop(i)
September 17, 2008
Sucking dicks. It’s the theme of the week!
I’m not a fan of dicks. My atom smasher is fine by me because I own [...]
The Dog Days of Summer
A Classic Caustic Re-post
Are You There Dog? It’s Me, Charles J. Chinwannabutr
July 10, 2009
I spent a lot of quality time with a precocious puppy named Jude last month. He drank my beer, ate my beef jerky, watched Rambo with me and even scoped out cute Asian Facebook “friends” with me. One girl in [...]