sex toys, et cetera
Oh boy. A new contest. I wasn’t trying to be flippant when I said my favorite sex toy is my mind.
Oh, the vegetable thing? Yes, I was serious. Once upon a time I had a fling with a carrot. Yes, a carrot. I’m not as loose as you might think. I was having a great […]
Caustic J’s Comment Contest
Did you know that I won a silentpillow contest back in September of 2007? Well, I did! In honor of that glorious accomplishment, I am proud to announce the very first Caustic J contest!
This contest is dedicated to Princess T. Thanks for all the support, Tamy.
Alright. So … tell me … what’s your favorite sex […]
It’s time…
I think it may finally be the right time to start this blog and introduce myself. I am MorbidSilence. The end.
Just kidding, but really, there isn’t much to me. I suppose if you’re really curious, you could ask questions. I don’t usually mind answering questions.
So, a few things you can expect from this blog… I […]
Making The Grade
“A D-minus! I can’t get a D-minus! This isn’t fair.” She cried.
“How is it not fair Shelly? You have only turned in fifty percent of the homework assignments. Your average test scores are in the C-minus range and you’ve been absent for eight days this grading period alone. Your grades […]
What is the best contest for SilentPillow?
We have had many contests here at SilentPillow.com from vibrator testers, photo contests, number of photos on a blog contest, etc.
September 1st we will announce a new contest. Who has some good ideas on what type of contest we should have?
Hockey Guys
What is it about hockey guys that makes my head spin. In high school I dated a few of the guys on different teams.
I went to my current boyfriends game tonight and seeing all those guys was too hot!
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A Lemonade Spritzer with Eliot Spitzer
I forgot to write women from Albuquerque’s South Valley in my last post. I love South Valley girls. My Arch-Nemesis called me a few days ago and old A.N. was saying how he’s into Latinas. My Arch-Nemesis is a fine gentleman. It’s a pity we’re determined to destroy each other. He’s a charming fellow. Latina […]
Wisdom of the Anus
Some of my most loyal readers will remember this title. It’s one of my favorite titles. I remember the night when I wrote the original “Wisdom of the Anus” quite well. A phony photographer with a mohawk and a chip on his shoulder pissed me off when I was already pissed up. The result was […]
hockey slut
I have always been a fan of hockey guys, they make me hot! Is there anyone here that plays hockey?
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Nothing sexy about it
This has been a rough month on me.
I had an uncle die - after a nine year battle with prostate cancer. His wife stood by him every last inch of the way. His kids got some quality time with him, and he hung on long enough to meet his grandchildren, too. I heard that because […]
Nosey Ass Neighbors
A Blackout Surprise…
Tropical Storm Fay has tickled and teased Florida. Many residents are without power and hot water. I just arrived back from a short weekend at the Jersey Shore; had I known that I would be “roughing it,” I would have stayed in Jersey. But not one to run from a […]
A Bitch of an Interview
Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would do anything to get it? Well I have…
I mean like that one a pair of boots that I really wanted - to that new apartment that I had to have. I mean, I won’t kill for it, but I will put my “all” into making […]