This is a new feature on Mixtapes For Hookers. It’s frigging hot outside and my mind is melting, so what better to do than pour myself an extra-strong cocktail and prowl dudes on Manhunt that live 2500 miles away. Actually, I figured I’d go state by state, and since I’m not even remotely committed to this concept I figured I’d start with Wyoming, since it’s (I’m assuming) the state with the fewest dudes on Manhunt.
In fact, searching for men that are online now, there’s only 19. And the only one I’d even remotely try to bang is this dude. And the worst part is, he’s only looking for friends! He’s committed to someone 8000 miles away which, according to my half-assed Googling means he might be in Saudi Arabia or Antarctica or thereabouts. Also, I don’t like a couple of his pictures. Like, okay, you need a paying account to see them all, and I’m assuming you don’t have one of those, but that last one is totally this vague chest shot that’s been, like, shat on with a Photoshop watercolor effect. But at least he’s not afraid to show his face in his main picture.

Okay, I just refreshed the men online list and there’s only 16 now. But one of them is this other dude who wasn’t on a minute ago who actually appears to be genuinely hot, even though he has an absurd haircut in the next-to-last photo. But that furry hoodie is hot, as is the black and white buttonfly jeans one. And he appears to have a hot body. Plus he’s from a city I’ve heard of which means that, if I actually were in Wyoming, he might be within a reasonable driving distance.  And now I’m going to ask him if he could unlock the dirty ones for me.  So, I crown this dude the new Mr Wyoming. Sorry, MrBinx77!

Original post by autonomyboy