The Bukkake Broadcast Corporation, part 3

This was supposed to be a tribute to the great Amerasian CNN anchor Betty Nguyen, but I started reading some info about Ms. Betty and I was turned off.  I’ll never see her the same way again.  So what happened?  It’s hard to say.  I thought we were around the same age, but now I believe she’s about ten years older.  Not a big deal.  I’ve been with women two and a half times my age.  Age ain’t no thang!  I think it was also the little bit of trivia saying Betty is a Dallas Mavericks fan.  I hate that club.  So, I must eliminate Betty from the Bukkake Bowl.  In the end, I’ll give her a parting shot … aiming towards her left eye.  Ploop!

I was watching a video of Betty Nguyen on youchoob.  She was showing off her shoes.  I guess some people may find that erotic.  I was bored, but I noticed another video on the side.  It was some Asian woman on CNBC’s Street Signs.  Here’s the rub: Street Signs isn’t hosted by an Asian woman.  So who is this mystery lady?  I’m too lazy to search.  But she is definitely Bukkake-worthy.  The Bukkake Broadcast Corporation  is always looking for classy ladies to read the news and get a healthy dose of Bukkake.  Send your resumes to this blog.  There isn’t any money involved.  It is, by far, the worst job in the world.

Let me go back to youpube.  I really, really, really, really hate that site.  The videos are crap, and the people who run the site are crappier, and the way they cracked down on Kimbo Slice is the crappiest.  I want as many Kimbo Slice videos as possible!  Yeah!  That’s right!  I’m a Kimbo fan.  He’s a poet and a scholar.  Very few people know that he earned an academic scholarship to The University of Miami.  I’m sure some people on here may scoff at a scholarship from THE U.  We all can’t go to Hah-vahd, can we?  And who cares about school anyway?  I’m talking about the new “King of the Streets.”  He hehducates with his fists and gives fools an asphalt graduation.  Kimbo could kill me with his bad breath.  He’s the black Ernest Hemingway.  Someone should nominate him as “Father of the Year.”  I nominate him!  He is my hero.

I don’t know why I’m so worked up.  I just want to finish this post with a shout out to Allen Taylor.  Thank you for the comment, sir!  It’s always nice to get some feedback.  Everyone keeps it positive on here and that’s cool.  I also enjoyed reading your financial advice.  I would pay more attention if I were a responsible adult.  I guess it’s never too late.

Peace.

Original post by causticj36