The BBC: Bukkake Broadcast Corporation IV

So we’ve reached that time. That inevitable time. The time when I make remarks about Fox News. Oh, they are very dear to my heart, those little vixens on Fox. It’s not that they spew the worst kind of info-tainment. Naw. I don’t blame anyone for trying to sensationalize anything. More power to them for making a news broadcast more like Cartoon Network/Spike/America’s Funniest Home Videos. They have the viewers! What do I have? A shitload of traffic tickets and a bunch of insane friends. I wouldn’t mind selling out. I could pay off those tickets, at least.

I thought about including many Fox women in my next Bukkake-News fantasy, but only one stands out above all the rest. Her name is Laurie Dhue. I don’t know if I spelled her name correctly. I don’t even find her all that attractive. She has one redeeming quality, though. She’s about 6′5”. Now that’s a tall woman! She definitely fits in my “giant woman” category. I’ve never been with a woman who was taller than me. I’m pretty sure I’ve been with a woman who was close to six feet tall. I stand at around 6′1” or 6′2” depending on my confidence and how much I’ve had to drink. For example: I’ve had about six drinks so far tonight. I feel like I’m 6′1”. Let’s double that and then I would feel 6′2”. Give me 18 drinks and I’ll tell you I’m 6′3” with a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Give me 24 drinks and I’ll be flying to Brazil on Varig. Time traveling and spatially traveling like a motherfucker.

Back to this Dhue lady. I saw her reading the news with really big boots on one time. I would want her to stand on my neck. In fact, the whole fantasy with Dhue involves her kicking the shit out of me with those big boots. I would give her a healthy dose of Bukkake before she kicked my ass. It’s the same old scenario: She’s reading from the teleprompter, I walk up and bust a load on her face on national television, and then she kicks me in the balls. It wouldn’t be the first time I was brutally kicked during sex. Some bitch (bad word, I know, but she was a bitch) kicked me in the face one time. Her legs were above my head before she climaxed. And then … OOHHF!!! Her left heel comes cracking across the right side of my face.

And speaking of getting kicked in the face . . . Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Original post by causticj36