It’s that time of year again. I’m off to the grocery store to hunt for Easter eggs and Girl Scout cookies. Yes, once upon a time, I was not only a girl scout, but also a little Catholic school girl. It’s cute to picture me in a little plaid skirt, a white shirt tied around my breasts, and my long dark hair in pigtails now, and once in a long while I’ll do just that… but (and no offense meant to any Catholics here) the church just makes me sick now. It’s been a hell of a long time since the last time I was dragged to Mass, and a longer time since I believed anything they said.

According to them, I’m destined for hell for many different reasons. I ran into a list today of the very latest new sins… funny how pedophilia isn’t on that list.

Now - to try to salvage some of this, I’ll try to post something at least a little sexy (since causticj seems to have dropped the ball… or maybe he’s just playing with them. *wink*)

It’s almost spring. Technically, it IS spring, but the weather seems to have not quite gotten the memo. Ever since I can remember, I’ve loved to have sex outdoors. I don’t mean out in a park where I’d get caught - no, no, and no… been there, done that. I mean I like to go for a hike, or go camping, and get my groove on out there where no one but the birds and the bees can hear us.

There’s a fantasy I’ve had that I’d like to fulfill one day involving me, my partner of choice, and a camping spot that exists only in my imagination. This spot features a beach, a lake, moonlight, a campfire, and a tent. The tent would be outfitted with a nice air mattress or something, since I have a hard time sleeping on hard ground (this would include the playa, among other places). We’d go for a hike, then a swim, and make sweet love like a pair of rabid weasels next to the campfire under the moonlight.

I’d even settle for a quick romp in a nice, grassy meadow after a warm rain - or even DURING the warm rain, as long as it was warm.

I know both of these involved a lot of mess and wiping down each other afterwards, perhaps a cup of hot cocoa or tea… but Sex IS messy - and if it’s not, you’re doing it wrong.

Original post by sexykitten