I must explain one thing:
I’m convinced that all of my ex-girlfriends have formed some sort of secret organization and are now on a mission to make my life a living hell.  I have a lot of sweet nicknames for my ex-girlfriends.  It may be childish.  I never put on airs.  I am a man-child.
I call […]

What happens when I fall in love with a woman whom I think is Muslim and a widow . . . but is, in fact, neither of the two??  It’s just another story in the sick soap opera that is my life.  Think about it!  Soap operas are so ridiculous that they reach a point […]

It all started with a conversation about a month ago . . .
I was watching an UEFA Champions League match one Tuesday afternoon.  The game was stale and my attention went from the match, to the cat laying at my feet, to the sad realization that I’m a bum.  My ringing mobile phone gave me […]

Gina Lynn was having breakfast with her husband, discussing a potential promotion her boss was willing to offer her: at the price of fucking him. She refused it to honor her marriage, but the husband thought otherwise. All she had to do is fuck him once and all their financial problems would have been solved. […]

Before I show some love to The Philosopher and The Widow, I want to address some other issues . . .
First of all, I want to give some respect to eroticshadow.  He has a great name!  erotic~SHADOW.  Ooh!  I looked at my shadow tonight and I was not turned on.  My legs look like two […]

This rambunctious felon is currently in recovery.  No, I didn’t quit drinking.  I have many problems in my life and I’m actively trying to cure myself.  Let’s just say I found Jesus.  Blast!  I don’t know how to put an accent on Jesus.  I don’t mean Jesus . . . like *The* Jesus.  I’m talking […]

Kids are asleep and husband is away.  I undress completely and slide into my cool sheets.  I love the feeling of the sheets brushing lightly against my nipples, which harden quickly.  I grab the sheet and rub it across my chest and between my breasts and down to my pelvis.  How I love the sensation.  […]

I was taking a drive with a friend the other day. A friend who knew he could excite me and that I knew I excited. It was going to be a long drive, the kind of drive where you pack a cooler and some snacks, bring your favorite cds, and a pillow to […]

She straightened up in her seat on the bus rather embarrassed, she adjusted her skirt and fluffed her hair. It wasn’t like her to fall asleep just anywhere like that, never mind in front of 40 people on a bus.She prayed she didn’t talk in her sleep but laughed it off and pulled out her […]

So, it’s been well over a month since I last wrote. I really don’t know what I’ve been doing, because I haven’t been so horribly busy, but anyways…
Colin and I… Well, it was only a few days after the last entry that he decided to chicken out. I really think he was afraid. So he […]

Two weeks ago I spent the weekend back home visiting family. I expected the visit to be pretty uneventful. However, I had no idea what was going to happen and who I would run into.
It was noon; I had just finished having lunch with an old friend from high school. It was a wonderful spring […]

Oh, sweet silentpillow.  Did you think I forgot about you?
I’ve been lurking beneath the surface.  I’m totally in love with The Dirty Gay Picture Show.  I want to submit something, but I’ve yet to find the right voice.  I will submit something.  I promise.  I’ve been praying to The Gods for inspiration.  The Blog Gods.  […]