This rambunctious felon is currently in recovery.  No, I didn’t quit drinking.  I have many problems in my life and I’m actively trying to cure myself.  Let’s just say I found Jesus.  Blast!  I don’t know how to put an accent on Jesus.  I don’t mean Jesus . . . like *The* Jesus.  I’m talking about “Hey-soos”.  I work with a couple guys named Jesus.  One goes by the nickname of Chuy, like Chewie from Star Wars.  The other gentleman’s full name is Jesus Casas.  Which literally translates to “Jesus Homes” in English.  Let’s face it: Jesus Homes sounds like a great name for a homebuilder.  I need to copyright that name.  You’ll see some development in a neighborhood near you in the future.  And I’m sure the reaction will be the same everywhere … “Jesus!  More cheap homes!”

I was standing next to Mr. Casas a couple weeks ago and I suddenly realized that I’m living a big lie.  Mr. Casas is a decent man.  I want to be just like him.  I want to work hard and eventually become a pillar of the community.  It’s time to grow up.  So I quit my Asian fetish.  I need to take care of this fever.  One day at a time.

It’s not easy, either.  There’s this woman named Meyou.  An extremely beautiful Japanese woman who happens to love Pantera.  Pantera!!!   She isn’t into J-Pop or K-Pop or R-Pop or P-Pop (Polish Pop?) or any of that crap.  She’s blasting “Cowboys from Hell”  . . . the live version.  Oh yeah.

The other difficulty in conquering my addiction is the peer pressure.  Soap, Mahadeva and E all agree that Meyou is totally hot and seems down as fuck.  I’ve never seen a situation where these three individuals can agree with such unequivocal hope and enthusiasm.  Forget Barack Obama.  Meyou can heal the world and bring about change and establish hope and bleekety blah bleck.  Whatever Senator Obama says in his speeches.  Well, I can’t speak for Soap.  (By the way, Soap . . . “E’ isn’t much a nickname for Emilio.  We need to find something for that guy).

I gotta stay strong.

So instead of trying to come up with something cool and clever for The Dirty Gay Picture Show, I’m writing bullshit like this.  What’s wrong with me?  I came up with this post whilst looking at a fight record for Antonio Rodrigo Mintotauro Nogueira.  Did you know he won his fight against Kiyoshi Tamura in Pride 31: Dreamers by armbar?

The more you know.

Supplemental: I was going to post something else tonight.  Hopefully it’s better than this weak shit.

Original post by causticj36