Whatever happened to your panties and nude pics?
Now you’re fucking weespas and total dicks.
Old men laugh at my plight and discontent;
And my trusty blog no longer allows me to vent.

I’m on the verge of a nuclear meltdown –
Chompooh has her French clown.
Princess T and Caustic V make me frown.
And The Cat?  The Cat?!?!?!  Fuck her!

Yo, check it.  I’ma spit some flames …
Don’t hold me back, don’t hold me back …

CaddyCat: You used to be my lady
We were a couple of drunken party animals.
Look at you now, baby.
Partying with heartless corporate cannibals.

Don’t worry, yo:
All my boys saw your nice ass.
We even saw that little pearl.
You’re a dirty ho, Ho, HO.

Hooooo, yeah, heyyyyyy, ee, hawwww
Hawww,aww,aww,awww
Don’t get mad cuz you’re gettin’ shitted on.
I ain’t the last dog to be shittin’ on your lawn.

You know what I thought?
I thought, “Boom!”
You know you’re still pretty hot.
I’ll tap that ass … it still gots to be got.

I’ll even call up Pig Man
and we’ll do a little DP.
Westside Corrales Bukkake.
Nah, fuck it … I’ve moved on …
GGG.
The next level.