We have a lot to discuss, ladies and gentlemen, my dear friends.
I think I could get away with saying I was privately mourning the loss of George Carlin last week and that’s why I didn’t post a lot last week, but I don’t really *mourn* and I know Carlin would kick me in the ass […]

The sun is beating down outside. If I step one foot out the door, I’ll feel the rays of the sun almost as a weight, a hand, gliding over my bare skin. I’m wearing very little today, light, soft fabric, and I’ve missed the sunlight. I’m a little afraid I’ll burn, so before I go […]

I put an ad on Craigslist on Sunday night looking for some girl on girl fun.
I’m not sick of dick or anything, but since I’m dating Anthony (oh, wait– I haven’t mentioned him yet have I? Well now you know) and we’re getting serious (moving in together in a month!) I feel bad going […]

But I can type it in my blog!
Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
OH!  What terrible words!  They are far worse than nuclear weapons, economic inequality, famine and oppression.
See ya later, George.  I’ll be vulgar and pissed off at the world for you.  I’ll even tip this glass a few more times tonight for you.  And Thompson.  And Vonnegut.
Original post by […]

I believe that children are the future~  Show them my blog and let them lead the way~
The scariest thing about my life is the way that I’ve managed to influence the young people to walk, talk and act just like me.  Can you imagine legions of high school students aspiring to be  drunken, broke-ass, scheming, […]

So I’m curious. What do YOU think constitutes sex? Penetration? If so, does it have to be by a dick? Do fingers count? How about oral?
See, I got into a discussion recently about at what age I lost my virginity, and with how many people I’ve “had sex” with. The rules changed a few years […]

This is it.
My 100th Post.
Is it a tribute to Wang Lung and Pearl S. Buck?  Is it some sort of homage to Al Gore and his inconvenient truth?  No, and No.  This is all about me.   I am in love with Earth.  Allow me to explain . . .
The United Nations recognize 192 countries.  It […]

What was an entirely impromptu suspension turned into possibly our best one yet. I started the evening such a muddled puddle of conflicting emotion, I wasn’t expecting much from myself. And maybe that was the key: not expecting perfection, just being in the moment, willing to go with whatever, wherever, however, whenever. 
… radical […]

Sorry, that it has been so long between postings.
If you have read Chapter 3 you know that I had just started with the very anxious, playful and most of all experienced lady. A friend who read of my escapades said she was into “Toys for Twats”, thus the name of this chapter.
This woman literally […]

they’d be dark, midight blue by now.
Oh she’s teasing me again. She’s working on an outfit, and came down here a while ago to ask my opinion on the skirt. Of course, she’s wearing nothing BUT the skirt, and swatted my hand away when I discovered that.
I think I might have to go take a […]

Mmmmm … now that’s tasty tyranny!
Romancing the Demilitarized Zone
Originally Posted: October 7, 2007
Kim Jung-il may be my inner child.  Or vice versa.  As anyone would know, he or I would never admit being the “inner child.”  So for the sake of this post, Kim is my inner child.  He and I have a lot in […]

We’ve finally arrived at the Home Stretch.  I’m not Big Brown and I’m not Smarty Jones.  I’m not even a Smarty Pants.  I am a horse, though.  There’s no doubt about that.  Ahhhh, yes.  You know where this going . . .
My reviled and controversial post — Horse Cock J!  Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Quick note on horses: I […]