Some people like to call me a fat idiot.  Others tell me that I’m an ugly bastard.  Who am I to disagree with such apt judgments?
This post is dedicated to Jimmy Cliff.
I don’t know about you, but I’m having a hell of a fucking time tonight!  Whooooo!!!!!  I defeated all of my enemies.  They were […]

This weekend was lovely… We went out on Saturday with friends, and the booze flowed like a river. I was complimented several times on my hat, and eye candy was everywhere.  A few friends met for the first time, and apparently exchanged phone numbers - possibly bodily fluids.
All in all a good night. Then we […]

I was thrown out on the street by a trio of tough guys.  My shirt was soaked with alcohol sweat.  My hair was disheveled.  My body reeked of sex, rum and roses.  I slept on the street for two or three hours and was gently awakened by the light rain coming down on my face.
The […]

Nikki is the new dish in the office who is about to learn the hardway about asking before touching when she uses Charles copy machine without his permission. She’s made him mad so the only way he is gonna copy anything for her is if she shows him some T’n’A, followed by S’n’D…he’s about to […]

I knocked my head on the concrete Friday night. Saturday night was devoted to the psychedelic. I feel so great now. My head still hurts a little, but I have that feeling of inner peace and warmth that only a plant can give a man.  I still love women, don’t get me […]

We went out drinking last night too. I haven’t gone out in drag in a while, so I threw on some spirit gum and crepe hair as well as a cute piratey outfit.
I’m told when I try I can pull off a pretty good “Cap’n Jack Sparrow” pretty well, and I perform as a drag […]

Perhaps it was that darn full/new moon (I always get it confused.  It was a new moon last night, right?) or maybe it was the fact that I was drinking some vino on the patio last night and leaned back too far in my chair, toppled over and slammed my hand on the ground, but […]

Sex is like eating a slice of cantaloupe:  You know it will be sweet, but you don’t know how sweet it is until you devour that juicy slice of melon.  So let’s set aside all of the superlatives and literary metaphors.  No more Beatrice, Guinevere, Dulcinea and all the rest.  Let’s discuss nutrition and health.
She […]

Thank you, sexykitten, for those comments.  I’m still not where I want to be with my writing right now.  This blog is in a serious rut and I don’t know the remedy.  The beautiful women who visited me over the past couple of months lifted my spirit, but provided minor sparks and not much else.  […]

I was going through this blog the other day, and realized that it’s been since FEBRUARY since I’ve gotten mine. 
At least, I think it’s been since February. I know I haven’t gotten any since early April at the latest.
I have, however, put out. A couple days ago my sweetie came home from work all tired […]

I’m the type of guy who likes making something out of nothing.  Some may accuse me of yelling at the drop of hat.  I didn’t drop my hat tonight.  I dropped a bottle cap and I cursed at the cap as it fell to the floor.  I didn’t yell, but I came close.  A lot […]

Have you read those last two titles by Porntube?  Those descriptions are so happy and upbeat!  Let’s take a closer look . . .
Missy Stone reverses the role and fucks the robber and his big cock
I’m intrigued!  First of all, it’s a crime caper and I’m a sucker for those stories.  Second, this is clearly […]