We went out drinking last night too. I haven’t gone out in drag in a while, so I threw on some spirit gum and crepe hair as well as a cute piratey outfit.

I’m told when I try I can pull off a pretty good “Cap’n Jack Sparrow” pretty well, and I perform as a drag king on occasion too.

 Anyway - so two bi girls, two bi guys, a gay guy and a lesbian walk into a bar… Had a few drinks, had a few ciggies…One bi guy and the gay gay want the other bi guy. That bi guy spends all night hitting on the two bi girls, who wanted none of it (just each other). The lesbian wound up dancing and getting overheated. Much fun was had by all…

Towards the end of the night I walked her outside so she could cool off, and had a cig and chatted. This random guy walks over and starts flirting with us… No, flirting is too nice a word. Make that “rudely hitting on”. Well, he *did* offer us cigarettes when we were out, so I guess he could have been excused for thinking he had a right to inspect our undies, huh?

She went inside, and he stayed outside trying to talk to me. Guys - when you are trying to pick someone up, DON’T say things like “I have a girlfriend, but I don’t care, she’s not here..” and then go off for the next five minutes about how beautiful she is. Sure, I’ll talk to you about that - and your upcoming trip to visit her. That’s fine. When I say I’m not interested, and that I have a girlfriend inside the club, I’m NOT interested. Playfully calling me a slut isn’t going to score you any points, either.   When above mentioned girlfriend comes outside to rescue me, and you start hitting on her too, DON’T start asking if her breasts are real or not. Not cool, dude. DON’T call her a slut either, and DON’T start loudly going off about your girlfriend… and…DON’T start off anything with “I’m straight, I’m REALLY straight, but…” to a woman. Nothing that comes after that in a sentence is going to interest us romantically in you…

The guy will never know how close he came to getting smacked. Fortunately for him, some other guy distracted me with a vaguely coherent one-sided discussion about the modelling and photography business. In LA. Really. This is *not* LA, and I don’t care.

The pics from the night are fabulous.

Original post by sexykitten