sex toys, et cetera
Sex - - Posted on August, 27 at 10:57 pm
Oh boy. A new contest. I wasn’t trying to be flippant when I said my favorite sex toy is my mind.
Oh, the vegetable thing? Yes, I was serious. Once upon a time I had a fling with a carrot. Yes, a carrot. I’m not as loose as you might think. I was having a great night with someone I was “seeing” (coughsleepingwithwhenIwasintowncough) and he had a bit of a whiskey dick one night. He ran upstairs, got a carrot (carefully washed, of course), and went wild. He ate the carrot afterwards, much to my surprise and delight….
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So Kitten… what else have you “flung” with? Anything else interesting you’d like to share?
I often wonder what they used for pleasure before we had latex dildos and vibrating everything… do you ever let your imagination ponder that?
Addicted - here’s an excerpt from wiki about the history of dildos:
“Dildos in one form or another have been present in society throughout history. Artifacts from the Upper Paleolithic which have previously been described as batons were most likely used for sexual purposes.[4] However, there appears to be hesitation on the part of archaeologists to label these items as sex toys: as one archaeologist put it, “Looking at the size, shape, and — some cases — explicit symbolism of the ice age batons, it seems disingenuous to avoid the most obvious and straightforward interpretation. But it has been avoided.” There have been many references to dildos in the historical and ethnographic literature. Haberlandt,[5] for example, illustrates single and double-ended wooden dildos from late 19th century Zanzibar.
The world’s oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2,500 years ago[citation needed]. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. A vase with a woman using a dildo depicted on it was found. This vase was made in the fifth century B.C.[citation needed] Another ancient Greek vase of about the 6th century B.C. depicts a scene in which a woman bends over to perform oral sex on a man, while another man is about to thrust a dildo into her anus. [6]
The first dildos were made of stone, tar, wood and other materials that could be shaped as penises and that were firm enough to be used as penetrative sex toys. Chinese women in the 15th century used dildos made of lacquered wood with textured surfaces. With the invention of modern materials there appeared the possibility of making dildos of different shapes, sizes, colors and textures.[7]
In 1966 Ted Marche pioneered the manufacturing and distributing of rubber dildos and other sex toys. [8]”
and yes, I’ve used all kinds of things… carrots, like I mentioned before, candles (more about that in another post), mmm, I might have to write a couple more posts on the subject.