I observed Labor Day with two of my brothers.  I would have to say that these two brothers are the craziest.  Their brazen disregard for the law and lack of self-awareness always make for an interesting experience.

We were at a Chinese restaurant when the topic of fourteen inch cocks came up.  I was biting into an egg roll when E. uttered the dreaded phrase: “A fourteen inch cock!”  The egg roll hovered near my mouth as my eyes rolled into the back of my head.  My face turned a frightful pallor as I tried to swallow the chewed-up food.  There are few images worse than a fourteen inch cock that I could imagine while eating my dinner.  E. then proceeded to act out how a man with a fourteen inch cock ejaculates.  It’s very loud, in case you’re wondering.  Loud enough to get the attention of all the other diners.  I can’t go anywhere with my brothers.  And I thought I was the troublemaker of the family.

I have six brothers.  Six brothers . . .

Giridar, Soap da Vinci, Prasanth, E. Marcus Aurelius, Mahadeva Mariachi and Michelangelo.  I love all of my brothers and I must admit that I wouldn’t be alive today without their support.  I love all my readers, but the fact that my brothers read my blogs is the real motivation to keep writing.

It’s a wonderful thing when the family can sit at the table and start discussing fourteen inch cocks and then go on to horse cocks and then move on to Bukkake.  I was disgusted with the fourteen inch cock idea at first, but I’m always up for lively dinner conversation.  A good cock conversations beats the usual daily routine and ritual recap.  Revolting topics keep a family strong.  We’re kind of like those Charlie Brown kids because we have parents, but they sound like muted trombones and never make a relevant appearance.  What I’m trying to say is that I’m “pro-family.”  I’m no different than those republicanos and conservarratzos who claim to be all about the family.  They’re wrong about one thing, though.  The so-called “nuclear family” is not a part of the natural law.  We’re brothers from different mothers … and fathers.  Hell, I don’t know anything about my real parents.  And fuck ‘em.  I have a lot of families.  I chose them and they chose me.

Fourteen inch cocks.  Oh, brother.

This post was brought to you by freaksofcock.com.  Any site that can make me laugh deserves a shout-out.

Original post by causticj36