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Tape Delay.  What a worthless and disappointing phrase.  I have to wait one more hour to watch a delayed video feed of K-1 Dynamite.  No way.  Uh-uh.  Not me.  I’m half-loaded and in a funk already.  What the fuck did I write before?  Chinese Street Toughs?  This is the best I can do after a […]

I can’t even believe that I forgot about this place! I think I might have ADHD or something. Seriously.
So, here’s a list of sexual eploits I’ve had since I last was here:
Short list, eh? That doesn’t mean I haven’t been trying. Oh, wait, yes it does.  I may be the laziest person ever when it […]

I really miss my Chinese Street Gang.  Oh sure, they were a bunch of college kids from the Business College of Beijing Union University (BCBUU as it’s known on the streets) and I’m not much of a foreign thug.  I was a chubby, four-eyed, 19 year old geek from New Mexico.  The saddest part is […]

Phew!  I thought I lost my beloved silentpillow!  12 hours without silentpillow.com makes Caustic a very dull and desperate boy.
I will meet a beautiful model this afternoon.  She is 6′1”.  The goal is get her to my house and get her naked as soon, and as often, as possible.  Why?  Because it’s good for my […]

My real friends in the real world comment this blog.  You know them by their pseudonyms:  theulitmateroleplayer, sierra, Soap and Princess T … to name a few.  One friend, however, remains on the outside.  She is a California Girl living in a SoCal world.  She’s too cool for silentpillow.
Sherlock Holmes has Professor Moriarty.  James Bond […]

It’s the first ever (and possibly last) Bukkake Files Awards!  The BFA’s!!
Winning a BFA is like winning a BAFTA.  Fuck that!  A BFA is better than a BAFTA.
Let’s start the ceremony.
The Award for Best Silentpillow Post Title goes to:  “Bless Me, Father … (coughheycausticj!cough)” by sexykitten!  Huzzah!
The Award for Best Contest Photo Submission goes to:  […]

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The Bukkake Files … Why?
That was the title of the very first post on silentpillow.  The question remains:  Why?  I rarely write about Bukkake.  2008 was dedicated to smegma, horses, whales, octopodes, Alaskan governors, atom smashers, Illinois senators, superlatives, shout-outs and contests.  Where was the fuckin’ Bukkake???
I should change my blog title to …
The Horse-Fucking […]

Despite all the snow that’s recently fallen, we finally gotten the hot tub up and running last week. A bit of quick shovelling, a few rugs, and we could get to it without too much trouble…
With that in mind, the two of us went out this last weekend. We’d been in a festive mood for […]

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These Eight Things I Know Are True:
1.)  The smegma underneath my foreskin is just as valuable as the U.S. Dollar.  Smegmanomics reigns supreme.  The funny thing is that several real legit economists read my post back in January and gave me props.  It took a little over eight months, but my prophecy became reality.
2.)  Antoinette […]