One of the last thoughts that ran through CausticJ36’s mind before he died concerned the old legends.  You remember the old legends and myths that grandpa would recite after drinking too much beer and consuming too much fried pork skin:
Don’t play near the ditches because La Llorona will kidnap you and drown you in the [...]

I buried CausticJ today.  His carcass was thrown haphazardly into a pine box, with a little Corrales clay, and buried six feet deep in the old cemetery.  The Corrales clay is necessary because CausticJ may rise again and wreak havoc from the realm of the undead.  Caustic von Jracula is his full name.  He traveled [...]

Original post by cosmonogamy

Yup.  I tried to ditch silentpillow yet again … and I failed.  I set up another blog with a similar title.  What happened?  You tell me.  All I know is that it fucking failed and I’m back … here … again … again.
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.   The Bukkake Files goes on … La La La La.
CausticJ36!  [...]

Originally Posted: September 8, 2008
This is a sequel to my previous post, but it’s not really a sequel.  This is like a strange transition from The Blind Boys of Alabama to Tom Waits.  Ya feel me?  The principle elements remain, but the environment has changed.  The dark prophecy of a McCain-Palin victory now turns to [...]

Originally Posted: February 23, 2008
I can’t believe Marcy left us.  Couple that with autonomyboy’s doubts and now I feel doomed.  We were such a happy little community back in the day.  Alas, no good thing can last forever.  Perhaps we should all move on.
I honestly didn’t know what Marcy was writing about half the time, [...]

Originally Posted:  August 29, 2007
I doubt a lot of this blog will be dedicated to the ancient art of Bukkake.  The title of this blog is nothing more than a joke I made up to get a cheap laugh out of my friends one chilly December night.  Don’t get me wrong — I find Bukkake highly [...]

This is it.  We have reached the Finish Line.  Caustic J will be hanged and buried within the next 12 hours.
I am not quitting my blog on silentpillow.  This blog will go on an extended hiatus after this post.  We are living in a different world.  The Bukkake Files are suspended indefinitely.  We had some [...]

An older woman just fucked my brains out.  Literally.  I think I was clinically brain dead for one or two minutes after my orgasm.  I died, descended into the realm of the dead, came back to life, and started striking pose like a Might Morphin Power Ranger.  The Devil is back!
Yes.  Ogawa bin Laden gave [...]

It’s a different world.  A Dominicana can shove my loose muzzle into her pussy and demand that I eat her out.  Whatever you say, Madame.  A sly Chinese girl can whisper in my ear that she wants my cock … NOW.  10-4, CC.  They are speaking the international language of dirty talk.
What happens when the [...]

“Freeze!”  “Put your hands in the air!”  “Get down on the ground!”
Imagine a Korean hottie comanding those things.  Mmmm!  Cuff me, baby.  Stick me with your baton, honey.  Strip search?  Colour Me Badddd.  Rawr!
I was this (imagine a hand length one-foot wide [five dollar footlong style]) close to getting with a female Korean cop from [...]

…apparently it is true, real men dont shit!
After nearly 40 years its become blantantly obvious that most men do not shit. I as much as the next guy avoid public toilets.  Sure its fine to piss into a urinal, or on the floor in front of it, but can someone explain why men piss all [...]