Yesterday was such a pretty day outside and I was home bored with money to burn so I figured I’d treat myself to a lil shopping. I hadn’t been downtown long when I spotted the sexiest pair of hot pink pumps, and as if the Gods knew I would be shopping that day, they were [...]

I went down to Central Booking and picked up some new sex music.  Sex music is that saccharine sweet kind of music — in a megamix format — meant for those prolonged private times.  It’s all about making sweet love.
Let’s say I get Maria Mexico — or Antoinette Antonio — down here at the Secret [...]

I woke up today to the sounds of a happy girlfriend busily working on some “honey-dos”, making a lot of racket, and the pup barking up a storm.
Why was she so happy? Could it be linked to why she’s walking a bit bow-legged today? Ohhh, yes, I pounded her last night harder than she’s been [...]

My contest has turned into the horrific monster that will destroy not only me, but the entire silentpillow community.  It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.  May I remind you of a previous post by yours truly?  And I quote:
 ”… I will introduce the Biggest … Boldest … Best Contest in the History of silentpillow!  This contest can [...]

   
I know I’ve been seriously lacking in the updating, but I just want you all to know I’m still alive and well and playing.
Anyways, I haven’t had anymore girl-on-girl fun since my last post. Girls tend to get cold feet a lot and I’m also a bit pickier when it comes to them I guess. [...]

Who the hell is Juhee?
She looks like a pig.  Not a real pig … a cartoon pig.  A white pig with endearing characteristics.  She can piss off Princess T … and that’s good enough for me.  I love an angry Princess T — makes me horny just thinking about the vengeance.
My contest really blew up [...]

Last night me and my boyfriend decided to go out to our favorite strip club. We didn’t want to spend too much money cause we have a habit of doing that there so we only brought $150. Usually we go straight to the main stage and stay there unless we are going to get a lap dance together, [...]

Your wish is my command.  I am offering Adult DVDs and Sex Toys for free!  What is your desire?
The Caustic Jinn will honor all wishes.  Submit your wish … I will do the rest.
I am offering:
The Caustic J DVD Deluxe Package:  Five Adult Vids:  Bouncy (starring Jenaveve Jolie), Trust Justice #4 (starring Daisy Marie), Lesbian [...]

Do you love lingerie?  Are you on Facebook?  I think it’s time the CaddyCat Dolls met the silentpillow Action Figures.  hahahaha!!!  That shit is weak, I know.
Please join this group.  One Warning:  You may see a lot of Asian women in lingerie.
BEWARE.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=57069763750
Original post by ShakyJake

She was a frumpy little Marxist artist when we first met.  The butt of all the jokes.  She wore baby blue granny panties and spoke in an innocent whisper.  I taught her how to kiss.  I taught her how to make love.  She was my pretty Chinese doormat.
She tolerated my abuse, my mind games and [...]

Ok, I have no idea how I got another cold. It’s not like I was out kissing everyone within arms’ reach again. My sweetie is being a mother-hen, making sure I recover. She gave me some cold medicine last night, and for the first night in a few days I got a good night’s sleep.I had [...]

I talk a lot of shit.  My blog is 85-90% drunken rambling, insults and shout-outs.  Throw in the occasional blasphemy for a “Jake Salad.”
Allow me to quote the bracket-busted, Special Olympics-insulting Prez:  ENOUGH!!!
I have hit rock bottom when it comes to my corruption.  You’re getting a sex toy, sexykitten.  A Fukuoku Rockin’ Roller.  Claim it.  [...]