This birth control pill works so great! I can see how it works… BECAUSE I CAN’T HAVE SEX WHILE TAKING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Well, it’s not supposed to do that, BUT IT IS ANYWAYS. AND I’M FRUSTRATED.

Really, you guys. His birthday is in a week. I’d like to be able to have sex with him. Then, 3 days after his birthday, I’m going to Iceland for 2 weeks.  I’m calling the doctor tomorrow, but chances are I’m just going to quit this crap so I can be intimate with my boyfriend. I feel like I’m wasting time, and I’ll never get it back. Like I’m never going to see him again. It’s probably just me having the horomones of a pregnant woman (another thing that’s GREAT about female birth control), but still.

At the very least, this wall of bad luck came all at once. This pills making me psychotic, and I have a really great cold to accompany it. So, like when I’m really feeling it, I’ll scream and phlegm goes everywhere and I don’t care because I’m too busy screaming.

Actually, no, I haven’t been that moody lately. I was the first week, but I think that part is starting to even out. It’s just every other problem it’s rendering for me that I’m hating.

So, now that all of you have that sexy image in mind, I think I’m going to scamper off. Hopefully the damage will be undone by the time this is over.

Original post by ScarletHarlot