Like I know where to get a good “Happy Ending” in Albuquerque.  Forget about any massage parlors in The Duke City.  We are better off trying to find the lost city of gold or the fountain of youth in this desert wasteland.  Albuquerque Police are famously known for cracking down on three crimes: Driving While [...]

At least, it is where *I* am.  We had the parade today… So many people, some of them wearing only body paint and a smile, many wearing nothing but short shorts, everyone smiling and holding hands and kissing in the streets…
I’ll tell you more about what goes on in the floats in a couple days [...]

It’s true that Charles J. Chinwannabutr and his so-called “Zentai Files” rolled into silentpillow several weeks ago and officially killed the “J” boy.  Now I’m dead.  So what?  Dead men go to New Orleans all the time.  The Bukkake Files are as played out as an eager South Valley hooker on a warm June afternoon.  [...]

Dr. Euclid sat back in his institutional desk chair.  It had been a very trying morning.  First, he put his foot through the heel of his sock (He now wore one black and one brown).  Then his coffee took a header during the commute and splattered his shirt and pants.  He washed them at the [...]

I was a hott summer night. We went for a ride down by the lake. We wondered down by the water walking on the beach. At the end of the beach was a trail leading thru the woods. Feeling a little horny we thought that would be the perfect place to have a little oral [...]

Thank you, cosmonogamy!  I received the zines!  I owe you!
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Jake (May He Rest In Peace) is going to New Orleans in less than two weeks.  He is officially “Undead” you know … like a zombie.  Zombies tend to do well in The Big Easy, but I’m still worried about the young man.  The boy does not have any common sense and gets into way [...]

That lowdown snake in the grass — Caustic J — turned yellow and ran away from silentpillow!  I always knew he was a no-good, yeller-bellied coward!  His “Bukkake Files” were filled with libel and hyperbole.  The bitch boy was bitter towards his ex-girlfriends.  The poor son of a bitch hated his life.
It is up to [...]