That lowdown snake in the grass — Caustic J — turned yellow and ran away from silentpillow!  I always knew he was a no-good, yeller-bellied coward!  His “Bukkake Files” were filled with libel and hyperbole.  The bitch boy was bitter towards his ex-girlfriends.  The poor son of a bitch hated his life.

It is up to me, Charles J. Chinwannabutr, to carry on the legacy of the damned turkey Caustic J.  I smote him on the battlefield and buried his rotting carcass in the San Ysidro Cemetery.  I think the poor bastard may have more than one life to give up in this world.  Beware of Zombie Caustic J!  I fear he may be an undead blogger on silentpillow.

Allow me to introduce myself –  My name is Charles Jarbonne Chinwannabutr.  You can call me Charlie.  Jarbonne is my Christian name.  Chinwannabutr is my newly adopted Family Name.  My great-grandfather told me, “If you can’t beat them …  join their family and tarnish their good name for all eternity.”  Thanks, Great-Boompah.

How do you pronounce my last name?  I’ll show you!

It sounds like — Chin-Wanna-Boot.  Got it?  Good!

Seriously, folks.  It feels great to be back at home.  I missed you.

Original post by Charles J. Chinwannabutr