It’s true that Charles J. Chinwannabutr and his so-called “Zentai Files” rolled into silentpillow several weeks ago and officially killed the “J” boy.  Now I’m dead.  So what?  Dead men go to New Orleans all the time.  The Bukkake Files are as played out as an eager South Valley hooker on a warm June afternoon.  Dead men CAN dance and they can talk shit and instigate and enfuriate and walk down Bourbon Street with the old “Devil May Care” attitude.  That’s what dead men do best.

I encountered hundreds, if not thousands, of weespas in NOLA.  A big black man sucked my dick on the first night.  Some other black dude wanted to push my shit a few days later, but I brushed him off like a swamp mosquito.  I tried to rob some fuckers from Kazakhstan and yelled at a Korean girl because she looked like Princess T.  I went to Harrah’s and grabbed some old smokehound and called him “Dennis.”  The poor son of a bitch looked up at me with big puppy-dog eyes and asked me for a dollar.  This empeor has no clothes, but he has one hell of a swagger.  Ignorant white southerners asked me for my opinion at the bar.  I could only scowl and growl at the dumb bastards.  They complained and pleaded with me at the track.  They hummed and grumbled on the plane to Dallas.

Never talk to a dead man.

Turns out Soap is one hell of a necromancer.  He was able to make the dead man march up and down the streets of New Orleans with the promise of booze, food and pleasing images.  Zombie Jake craves the smell of strippers (high class strippers) and flamboyant gay men.  Zombie Jake craves butter and oil and pork and cheese and fried shit.  Zombie Jake craves loud slots and horse racing and flat screen televisions.

I ate it all up.  Oh, I’m sure that smug motherfucker Charles J. Chinwannabutr will throw in his two cents regarding my trip.  (And I know I post as Charles J. Chinwannabutr on both blogs, but that’s because silentpillow is a huge mess and I’m the only one posting on here anymore and I totally suck).

I guess I’m back.

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