I got back from L.A. last week. Before I go into that, follow-up from my last post.
I’ve been getting along with Colin a lot better now. My mediocre-fever broke, and I’m back to being all happy and such. Come to think of it, the end of that spell came just around the time I was […]

Nearly a decade ago a pan’s chantasy grevame a frugality — silentpillow and Caustic J were forever wed.  Truly, a marriage made in hell.  We undressed NorKors (thanks, Soap), lusted after middle eastern women, met a good friend (The Holy Ghost), turned the U.S. Dollar into smegma, found true love with some New Mexican women/goddesses, […]

I hate everyone.  I started blogging a little over three years ago.  I was an angry drunken maniac.  Some things never change.
So what’s new?  What’s happening?  My anger has increased.  I am duller than ever.  I didn’t give a fuck before and I don’t give a fuck now — x 10.
Fuck You.

A Better Tomorrow
Let’s take […]

Three persons, One blog.
Mr. silentpillow is clearly the Father.  He created this blog and said it was good.  He is wise and just.  An invisible creator, but we can feel his presence.  I remember hanging out with Mr. silentpillow once and he gave me these words of wisdom:
“. . . My ally is the silentpillow.  […]

. . . and then I had the Angelina Jolie Sex Dream.
Why did I have a sex dream about Angelina Jolie?  I don’t really follow her movie career.  I jerked off to her nude scenes in Gia way back in the way back days.  That was probably the last movie I saw with the beautiful […]

. . . And then I talked to Soap on the phone.
I am so fed up with all the bullshit that’s going on in my life right now.  I’m not complaining!  Things could be much, much worse.  I could be in Afghanistan right now.  I could be in North Korea right now.  Ahh, North Korea. […]

His name was Little Man Red Lips and he was innocent.
Well, he was not totally innocent.  Little Man Red Lips was guilty of many things, but he was not guilty of vandalism.  In fact, Little Man Red Lips is an all around good guy.  He’s a guy you can trust.  He smiles a lot and […]

. . . And then everything was okay.
I took some time to stop and gaze at the beautiful New Mexico sky.  I inhaled some of the fresh air that is mixed with the scent of roasting green chile and exhaled with a big smile.  Yes, it is a beautiful time of year.  Old Man Wagner […]

. . . And then the weatherman cock blocked me.
Last week was such a total fucking disaster.  Everyone pissed me off, the drama at the office intensified, I lost a large sum of money on bad bets, and one ugly fat porker of a woman came over to the house and talked shit for two […]

This post is dedicated to Marion Barry.
We welcomed a bouncing baby hot tub to the C.J.C. household last week.  Moving the 1,000 pound son of a bitch to the other side of the house was an epic triumph.  We destroyed parts of the house, but no one was injured. . . and there was plenty […]

Yeah. It’s been awhile. *shrug* So what. I haven’t been inspired. However, tonight is different. Tonight I’m scenting sex in the air… and if you’re lucky,  I’ll crack out those PVC lace up boots, the mini skirt and corset, and show you what I’m talking about. If you’re REALLY lucky, I won’t flick my cigarette […]

My plans for some Classic Caustic were derailed thanks to none other than “The Greatest American Hero” — Bill Clinton.
Some of you faithful readers and friends already know of my endless love for Bill Clinton.  My love is not based on his policy or political stance.  Fuck that shit.  He was the prominent figure during […]