I will start this post with sexykitten’s future.  The cards tell the tale.  I am the sad, slouched medium.  The cards are powerful, my friends.  I think there is some real power in these cards.  Then again, it could just be a fucking parlor trick and party game.
I do not personally know sexykitten.  She is […]

Work has been a major pain in the neck this week.  I am actually working regular work weeks and waking up early in the morning.  It is totally unjust and cruel.  I have played my Nintendo DS one time this week at work.  Unacceptable!  Sneaking off for coffee, beers and hand jobs is totally out […]

Then I would like for you to please drop by my website and check out my videos. There is some really sexy things going on in these sites and just like this site is for adult 18+… lol…. After checking out my site please feel free to leave any feedback you may have about it […]

These are glorious days of triumph and revelry!
Barack Ogawa celebrated his birthday a few days ago.  The New Messiah is now of drinking age in these United States of America.  In honor of His Holiness, I will dedicate the next few posts to his Gospel message of binge drinking, full frontal male nudity, violence, trespassing, […]

They dreamed of flying cars and holograms.  How did that shit work out?  The future is bleak, ladies and gentleman.  A flying car would be the worst invention since. . . ummmm. . . the car?  My hope for the future is the Sex Robot.
It is not that far fetched.  Mega Woman was like a […]

Truly, truly, I say to you, I am receiving messages from Above!  And, yes, I just pointed upward at a vent in the ceiling.  Are these signs and wonders from the almighty?  Or is the high-fat diet plus excess amounts of alcohol I consume on a regular basis killing my brain at an alarming rate?  […]

Mega Woman dumped me.  She called after I posted all that nonsense about Asian trophy wives and all that crap in Spanish.  I was a boorish asshole on the phone.  She blathered on and on about her little brother getting detention and being sick and blah blah blah and. . . well, whatever. . . […]

Oh, Heavenly silentpillow Father, please delete those spam links in the Comments Section.  It is time we reclaim silentpillow for all of the deadbeats and perverts of the world.  Let us declare war on the robots and droids of the galactic internet.
This is the harvest.  silentpillow will thrive!  And sexykitten. . . I love you.  […]

“Yellow Fever” is officially played out and lamer than hell.  MSN featured a story about a bunch of ancient billionaire geezers who think they are Rice Kings.  Submissive, hypersexual Asian women are the new icy blond Russian women of the 80’s.  Russians . . . right?  What the fuck was Ivana Trump?  It’s time to […]

So close to the New Year . .
Forgetting Soyoung Marshall
December 30, 2008
Location: My pitiful place in life
Phew!  I thought I lost my beloved silentpillow!  12 hours without silentpillow.com makes Caustic a very dull and desperate boy.
I will meet a beautiful model this afternoon.  She is 6?1”.  The goal is get her to my house and […]

A new job, a Mega Woman, a super silly video game and a really annoying cough have kept me from posting lately.
Let’s focus on the new job in this post.  I’m not sure what to y’all about my Mega Woman.  She will have to wait.  I’ll make sure to tell her handlers to mind her […]

In Defense of Latin Dishwashers
The 17th Best Post on silentpillow:  2008 Edition
Title:  A Huge Boost for the Ol’ Self-Esteem
Date:  September 7, 2008
Author:  morbidsilence
This post really packs a punch.  There are lot of themes I need to address!  Where do I start?  Hmmm …
morbidsilence describes herself as “average” with a “lumpy butt” and “crooked teeth.”  That’s […]