I know I’ve been fucking around a lot on here.  I know I’ve been fucking up on here a lot.  No more posts about dogs in blogs and dogs as blog heroes and heroes who are dogs and people who should be dogs.  Fuck that shit.  No more loser’s lament over Asian women and the ghosts of girlfriends past.  Fuck that nizbit.  No sad alliterations about pee-pees and wee-wees.  Fuck that silliness.  No more baseball and football and human combat.  Fuck that nonsense.

There was once a dream — A man who cleaned up the strip clubs in Albuturkey and led the strippers to the mountaintop!  I’m talking about ME!!  The Once and Future Messiah of Sex Industry.  I ushered in the Golden Age of Albuquerque Sex Professionals, but I was too young and callow to step up and see it through.  But I’m sick of all the lies and bullshit.  It’s time we truly step up and set the record straight.  10,000 hours of dedication will finally pay off.

Quality posts from now on.  May the whiskey be strong.  May the hate flow like milk and honey.  And milk and hokey — because I typed “hokey” before I typed “honey.”  I like hokey better.

Let’s go!

Original post by Charles J. Chinwannabutr