Hi.  Remember this title?  Remember reading The Bukkake Files way back in the Summer of 2007?  Yeah?  Yeah.  Me too, muthafucka.  Who created The Bukkake Files?  Me.  Please don’t tell me I should have copyrighted that shit years ago.  Please!  They can’t steal my beloved Bukkake Files from me.  It’s all I have!

A very talented and lovely porn star released a pornographic video with a similar title.  An exact title. . . who the fuck am I kidding?  And I know I can’t take any legal recourse, but I feel like I have been robbed, raped, and my firstborn kidnapped and jizzed on by dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of men.

And if I can’t sue, then what shall I do?  If the cock does not fit and you choose to acquit, then I shall double my efforts and talk more shit.  Not about Sabrina Deep.  I think Sabrina Deep is a great porn star.  But who coined the term?  Who is first on google?  Yeah, you better fucking believe I google myself from time to time.  The Bukkake Files is still top dog.  silentpillow is slowly dying, but The Bukkake Files by CausticJ36/Charles J. Chinwannabutr/Jacob L./ShakyJake/JakeShakes is stronger than ever.  I’m gonna blog the shit out of this site.  And if I must go public and risk shame and ignominy for this. . . I will.  Let all of the charges come out.  Let the media feed on my entrails.

The Bukkake Files. . . Why?

For this moment.  Right here.  Right now.

Original post by Charles J. Chinwannabutr