This is an evening I won’t soon forget. We had talked about trying this for some time so we ran an ad. We met on a Friday night I was dressed in my usual mini skirt and t shirt. I had worn panties as I just love the added anticipation of having them removed by [...]

I was a hott summer night. We went for a ride down by the lake. We wondered down by the water walking on the beach. At the end of the beach was a trail leading thru the woods. Feeling a little horny we thought that would be the perfect place to have a little oral [...]

It’s so cold here in the winter Im sure there is going to be a baby boom in 9 months. Not much to do except stay home stay warm and make sweet luv all day. So hard to get out and about in this cold so we looked in out fav swingers site to see [...]

Bill and I headed out on aFriday night. He toke me to the local strip club and said i better have a few before our evening of fun began. The drinks where good but i was already way too horny and eager to get on with our evening. He said we where going to the [...]

Dear Hookers,
A few rules and suggestions about the music you play during your in-calls.
1. Always play music. Always always always. It loosens everybody up, and if you get stuck with a moaner then it provides a great distraction.
2. Play music you like, but not music you love. Here’s why: [...]

I called you one rainy Saturday evening to come meet me at a diner the next town over. I wanted you to meet my friend. You were hesitant at first. You were busy running errands and didn’t have time to be meeting friends of mine.
“C’mon, I want you to meet her. You only have [...]

As I was contemplating the start of this blog, I was thinking about what, exactly, I wanted to bring to the table. Obviously, I wanted something sexual in nature (duh), but what? Should I bog down even more of the internet with badly written sex fantasies that amount to nothing more than silent [...]

Hi guys. This is a new feature I’m going to be doing every Friday on my blog here. Each week I’ll present to you some famous people and then go on a little rant about what it would be like to fuck them. And, with the presidential election ONLY FIFTY-NINE WEEKS AWAY [...]

“Gloog, gloog, gloog…Ow, my nose!”
Toss My Salad 7: Citizens On Patrol (2004)
Legend Direct
What could there possibly be to not like about a movie called Toss My Salad 7?
A lot, it turns out.
I imagine that the movie came out thanks to its star Rod Fontana, who
gets his salad tossed in half of the scenes in the [...]

“This limo looks like my dick, it’s so big and long!”
Lil Jon’s Vivid Las Vegas Party
Vivid, 2005
Just days before heading out to Vegas for my first-ever AVN show (oh
boy!), I decided to rent this trashy-looking doozy into my DVD player
to see what might be in store for me.
And, oddly, the movie’s sort of accurate. The [...]

Diane, continued
I didn’t know what was happening, but I could feel an ache deep inside and my breath was coming hard – was this what I was missing with all my boring nice guys?
His hand darted forward and up, and he snapped the front of my bra up, over, and behind my head, leaving my [...]

I was on the phone. In her kitchen. She was so hot! I had wanted her since the day we had met. Sadly she was dating my friend at the time. I had heard them argue consatntly about sex. He wanted her to do things that she just was not about to do. For him, [...]