It’s so cold here in the winter Im sure there is going to be a baby boom in 9 months. Not much to do except stay home stay warm and make sweet luv all day. So hard to get out and about in this cold so we looked in out fav swingers site to see […]

Bill and I headed out on aFriday night. He toke me to the local strip club and said i better have a few before our evening of fun began. The drinks where good but i was already way too horny and eager to get on with our evening. He said we where going to the […]

Dear Hookers,
A few rules and suggestions about the music you play during your in-calls.
1. Always play music. Always always always. It loosens everybody up, and if you get stuck with a moaner then it provides a great distraction.
2. Play music you like, but not music you love. Here’s why: […]

I called you one rainy Saturday evening to come meet me at a diner the next town over. I wanted you to meet my friend. You were hesitant at first. You were busy running errands and didn’t have time to be meeting friends of mine.
“C’mon, I want you to meet her. You only have […]

As I was contemplating the start of this blog, I was thinking about what, exactly, I wanted to bring to the table. Obviously, I wanted something sexual in nature (duh), but what? Should I bog down even more of the internet with badly written sex fantasies that amount to nothing more than silent […]

Hi guys. This is a new feature I’m going to be doing every Friday on my blog here. Each week I’ll present to you some famous people and then go on a little rant about what it would be like to fuck them. And, with the presidential election ONLY FIFTY-NINE WEEKS AWAY […]

“Gloog, gloog, gloog…Ow, my nose!”
Toss My Salad 7: Citizens On Patrol (2004)
Legend Direct
What could there possibly be to not like about a movie called Toss My Salad 7?
A lot, it turns out.
I imagine that the movie came out thanks to its star Rod Fontana, who
gets his salad tossed in half of the scenes in the […]

“This limo looks like my dick, it’s so big and long!”
Lil Jon’s Vivid Las Vegas Party
Vivid, 2005
Just days before heading out to Vegas for my first-ever AVN show (oh
boy!), I decided to rent this trashy-looking doozy into my DVD player
to see what might be in store for me.
And, oddly, the movie’s sort of accurate. The […]

Diane, continued
I didn’t know what was happening, but I could feel an ache deep inside and my breath was coming hard - was this what I was missing with all my boring nice guys?
His hand darted forward and up, and he snapped the front of my bra up, over, and behind my head, leaving my […]

I was on the phone. In her kitchen. She was so hot! I had wanted her since the day we had met. Sadly she was dating my friend at the time. I had heard them argue consatntly about sex. He wanted her to do things that she just was not about to do. For him, […]

i’m new to this blog thing but i’m a pro at writing. I promis that this ill be THE must see, go to blog on the WHOLE site! i have a boundless imagination and a plethora of experiences to pull from. hope you enjoy!
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“I brought him home for you.”
Big Tease
Control T, 2002
Sometimes, I don’t even know why movies try to have a premise.
Especially in an industry where it’s perfectly acceptable to create a
product that’s nothing but sex, there’s no reason to give a movie a
half-assed setup.
Big Tease, another gay fetish movie (okay, so there were two in the
store…), […]