The BBC: Bukkake Broadcast Corporation IV
So we’ve reached that time. That inevitable time. The time when I make remarks about Fox News. Oh, they are very dear to my heart, those little vixens on Fox. It’s not that they spew the worst kind of info-tainment. Naw. I don’t blame […]

It’s simple: Eat right, exercise, dress nice, maintain a positive mental attitude, smile a lot, feign interest, avoid drinking, stay drug free and try to act legit.  That’s how I got my date with Michelle Kwan.
Oh, I know the idea seems absurd.  What would the great ambassador and athletic legend have to do with a […]

Let me tell you about my friend T.  T is in her early 20’s, Chinese and a borderline otaku.  I may be insulting her by saying she is borderline otaku.  I don’t know how obsessed she is with anime and manga, but it’s in the realm of fanaticism.  T and I have always maintained a […]

Kim Jung-il may be my inner child.  Or vice versa.  As anyone would know, he or I would never admit being the “inner child.”  So for the sake of this post, Kim is my inner child.  He and I have a lot in common: We’re both frightened of flying in an airplane and prefer the […]