She’s gone again this week. Out of town, leaving me alone with the pup and the cat. The cat mostly hangs out in the basement, being too crochety to enjoy playing with the pup.
It’s just the pup and me, hanging out, watching the Oblongs together… It’s pretty quiet around here, which just emphasizes the wheezing […]

Today I dropped her off at the airport. My faithful readers know she got a new job offer - it involves a bit of travel for a while. She’ll be back this weekend, so it won’t be too long. I’ll be lonely anyway though. I think she saw me hide her nightgown - it’s going […]

These last couple of weeks have been rather eventful for me.  First, my sweetie got a new job offer, and we went out to celebrate. We celebrated a little too heartily, and wound up crashing at a nearby hotel, rather than try to drive back home.
This would have been almost romantic, if either of us […]

i pine for her
and whittle away my hours, my days
waiting for contact
i masterbate thinking of her having sex with the one she is with
i wish I could watch her through a window
or hide under their bed
and when there is a total absence
and I think she has given me away
she emails
she sms’s
and I am instantly hard
and […]

My sweetie lost some weight recently. Now, I think she looked great before, but yes, she looks even better now, partially because she’s so proud of herself she’s smiling more.
Yeah, yeah, I can almost hear you all saying “awww”.
 She and I went out last night to our usual haunt. We met some friends there, and […]

I had to tell him “But that’s where I keep my favorite dildo!”
That friend was actually talking about my bank and my money. I don’t have a lot of it, so I’m not all that concerned. However, I never did take an econ class - if I have a loan with a bank and the […]

I was going to write about the cornbrator, which is a toy I have never had the pleasure to try: I’ve only seen it online.
Then I remembered that someone recently called me a libertine. I returned the compliment with a dark red, lipsticked sneer -or maybe it was a smear. I don’t know and it doesn’t […]

Oh boy. A new contest. I wasn’t trying to be flippant when I said my favorite sex toy is my mind.
Oh, the vegetable thing? Yes, I was serious. Once upon a time I had a fling with a carrot. Yes, a carrot. I’m not as loose as you might think. I was having a great […]

The sun is rising over the city. I went out to feed the cat a little bit ago, and the air seems to be fresher than it has been the last few days. There’s something about the heat of summer. I know I’ve mentioned it before.
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She’s T. She was born with boy parts, was raised […]

This weekend was lovely… We went out on Saturday with friends, and the booze flowed like a river. I was complimented several times on my hat, and eye candy was everywhere.  A few friends met for the first time, and apparently exchanged phone numbers - possibly bodily fluids.
All in all a good night. Then we […]

I was going through this blog the other day, and realized that it’s been since FEBRUARY since I’ve gotten mine. 
At least, I think it’s been since February. I know I haven’t gotten any since early April at the latest.
I have, however, put out. A couple days ago my sweetie came home from work all tired […]

I haven’t been writing so much lately either. I’ve been busy, and I’ve been sick, and then I decided I was sick of being busy. I always have stuff to do. Nature hates a vacuum - if I get some free time, it fills up quickly.
However, sometimes one must take care of onesself.  Last night I indulged in a […]