My first admission is that I watched no more than ten minutes of The Academy Awards.  My best good friend Emilio came over on Sunday and we drank beer and played XBox for most of the evening.
My second admission is that I saw Tilda Swinton win her award and can’t remember anything she said in […]

The Bukkake Broadcast Corporation, part 3
This was supposed to be a tribute to the great Amerasian CNN anchor Betty Nguyen, but I started reading some info about Ms. Betty and I was turned off.  I’ll never see her the same way again.  So what happened?  It’s hard to say.  I thought we were around the […]

I asked my friends if they ever watch the local news.  We were having a little puff and things were so mellow.  I don’t know why I would ask such a silly question … I just blurted it out.  My friends scoffed at first.  Finally, one fucker spoke up and admitted he watches only if […]

It’s simple: Eat right, exercise, dress nice, maintain a positive mental attitude, smile a lot, feign interest, avoid drinking, stay drug free and try to act legit.  That’s how I got my date with Michelle Kwan.
Oh, I know the idea seems absurd.  What would the great ambassador and athletic legend have to do with a […]